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ladyknucklesinshape:

infiltratingcommander:

sammicchi:

rancidinsomnia:

loveit-dreamit-liveitx:

because pitbulls are so terrible right?….

hes so satisfied with himself that little butt

pitbulls are the best dogs go away

HE FUCKING SMILES

He looks like an adorable old man in that second gif.

(Source: laughingzone)

Whoops i made a cake

I better start eating it..

Whoops i made a cake

I better start eating it..

conv0itise:







I’d love to sit there and just drink my tea, listening to the rain





 I’d love to have sex there and listen to the rain between moans



 there are two kinds of people




both please

conv0itise:

I’d love to sit there and just drink my tea, listening to the rain


I’d love to have sex there and listen to the rain between moans


there are two kinds of people

both please

(Source: shellytothebelly)

addelburgh:

incognito

addelburgh:

incognito

(Source: riseresistrevolt)

(Source: petitegoose)

alwaysfaithfulterriblelizard:

you know how the sentence “i never said she stole my money” has a different meaning depending on which word you put the stress on? same is true of “have you ever had sex with a pharaoh?” i’ve been thinkin about that for like 10 minutes now

disarms:

austene3:

OFFICER ON DECK!

cutie reporting for duty

disarms:

austene3:

OFFICER ON DECK!

cutie reporting for duty

dont-kill-the-kennedys:

wereyoufullyawareofthisgaming:

me when i miss my flight

How in the heavens is that a failed stunt jump


What plane is this.. im confusedd

dont-kill-the-kennedys:

wereyoufullyawareofthisgaming:

me when i miss my flight

How in the heavens is that a failed stunt jump

What plane is this.. im confusedd

(Source: wesleysnopes)

christie19:

So in class the other day we were learning about the sleeping habits of newborn babies when one of the guys says “I would nickname my baby Gotham, so in the middle of the night when the baby cries my partner can whisper “Gotham needs you” and I would feel excellent about having to get out of bed”.

we-are-all-one-tribe:

Sunrise hooping on the dock

michigansbestest:

Get your mind out of the gutter! its TED!

michigansbestest:

Get your mind out of the gutter! its TED!

0rient-express:

Stairway to heaven | by Tadej.

0rient-express:

Stairway to heaven | by .

(Source: munchoblog)